Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

Minds are like parachutes -

They only function when open.

- Thomas Dewar

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

When someone asks what i did over

the weekend, I squint and ask " Why, 

what did you hear ?? "

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

During the day, I do not believe in ghosts.

At night, i am a little more open-minded.

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

You can wish or you can make it

happen WISHES are the more

convenient opition

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

When life gives you lemons,

Freeze them and throw them

as hard as possible at the people

making your life difficult.