#2 Why

Robin Williams Quotes

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves ?
 - Robin Williams

#1 yes, divorce ...

Robin Williams Quotes

Ah, yes, divorce...from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
- Robin Williams

#10 Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams Quotes

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He is like we have to get rid of dictators, but he is pretty much one himself.
- Robin Williams

#9 My Job is to make them better

Steve Jobs Quotes

My job is to not be easy on people.
 My job is to make them better.
- Steve Jobs

#8 Unfortunately, that day has come

Steve Jobs Quotes

I have always said if there ever came a day when i 

Unfortunately, that day has come.

could no longer meet my duties and expectations 

as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know.

- steve Jobs