#2 10 Quotes About Football

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. Arnold H. Glasow

Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. Heywood Hale.

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. Doug Plank

Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis. Tim Green

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell


Football combines the two worst thing about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. George F. Will

Pro football is like nuclear warface. There are no winners, only survivors. Frank Gifford

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. Erma Bombeck.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. Erma Bombeck

Baseball players are smarter than football. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field. Jim Bouton

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured. New York tribune.

America football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. Sue Lawley,1985