Funny Quotes
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| Funny Quotes About Life |
The great pleasure in life
is doing what people say
you can not do.
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By Walter Bagehot
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Life is hard; it's harder if
you are stupid.
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If you have an opinion about my life,
please raise your hand. Now put it over mouth.
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I've reached that age where my brain goes
from "You probably should not say that." To
"What the hell, let's see what happens."
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I feel like I should clean the house,
So I'm going to lay down and nap
until that feeling passes.
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Life is not a fairy tale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight,
you are drunk.
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The best things in life either make
you fat, drunk or pregnant.
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Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
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I'm sweet, kind, lavable and innocent...
shhhhh stop laughing.
You are blowing my cover !
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We all have a friend that only
gets called by their nickname, and it sounds
weird to even say their real name.
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Life is not about how you survive the storm,
it's about how you dance in the rain.
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In the morning you beg to sleep more,
in the afternoon you are dying to sleep.
and at night yuo refuse to sleep.
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I walk around like everything is fine,
but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is
sliding off.
- Funny Quotes About Life
