Top Funny Positive Quotes
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Do sharks complain about Monday ? No. They
are up early biting shit, chasing stuff, being scary
- reminding everyone they are a fucking shark.
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Tonight, before you go to sleep, think of something
that makes you smile. There is always something, no
matter how bad your day may have been. you will sleep
better, you will feel better once you wake and you will
face your new day with a positive mind. Take charge of
your happiness.
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Learn from the mistakes of others.
you can never live long enough to make
them all yourself.
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Never let anyone treat you like a
yellow starburst. you are a pink starburst.
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Teamwork
Means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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People who wonder whether the glass
is half empty or half full are missing the point.
The glass is refillable.
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Be like a postahe stamp.
Stick to a thing till you get there.
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By Josh Billings
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A body like this does not happen overnight.
It takes pregnancy, some neglect and extra slice of pizza.
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I have been putting a lot of thought into it and
i just do not thing being an adult it gonna work for me.
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Life is too short to be serious all the time.
So, if you can not laugh at yourself, call me
I'll laugh at you.
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