#2 Why

Robin Williams Quotes

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves ?
 - Robin Williams

#1 yes, divorce ...

Robin Williams Quotes

Ah, yes, divorce...from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
- Robin Williams

#10 Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams Quotes

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He is like we have to get rid of dictators, but he is pretty much one himself.
- Robin Williams

#9 My Job is to make them better

Steve Jobs Quotes

My job is to not be easy on people.
 My job is to make them better.
- Steve Jobs

#8 Unfortunately, that day has come

Steve Jobs Quotes

I have always said if there ever came a day when i 

Unfortunately, that day has come.

could no longer meet my duties and expectations 

as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know.

- steve Jobs

#7 Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish

Steve Jobs Quotes

Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish

- Steve Jobs

#6 Steve Jobs Quotes

Steve Jobs Quotes

You can not connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards.
- Steve Jobs

#5 Creativity is just connecting things

Steve Jobs Quotes

Creativity is just connecting things. 

when you ask creative people how they did something, 

they feel a little guilty because they did not really do it, 

they just saw something. it seemed obvious to them after a while.

- steve Jobs

#4 Steve Jobs Quotes

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower

- Steve Jobs

#3 Your time is limited

Steve Jobs Quotes

Your time is limited so do not 

waste it living someone else's life.

- Steve Jobs

#2 Albert Einstein Quotes

Albert Einstein

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

#1 Steve Jobs Quotes

Steve Jobs

If today were the last day of my life,
 would i want to do what i am about to do today ?
- Steve Jobs

#7 The Russians Love - Robin Williams

Robin Williams Quotes

The russians love brooke shields because her eyebrows remind them of leonid brezhnev

- Robin Williams

#6 Quotes by robin williams

Robin Williams Quotes

If it is the psychic network why do they need a phone number ?

#5 What is the reality ?

Robin Williams Quotes

Reality is just a crutch for people who can not cope with drugs
-Robin Williams

#4 Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams Quotes

I like my wine like my women, ready to pass out

-Robin Williams

#3 Robin Williams Quotes - When in doubt

Robin Williams Quotes

When in doubt, go for the dick joke 

- Robin Williams

#2 My God

Robin Williams Quotes

My God. We have had cloning in

 the south for years. It is called cousins.

#1 The difference between stupidity and genius

Albert Einstein

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

-Albert Einstein

#6 Notice

Robin Williams Quotes

You will notice that nancy reagan never drinks water when ronnie speaks

- Robin Williams

#5 the top 10 motivational quotes

Trainer Quotes

Trainer Quotes

Know your limitations and then defy them

The Top 10 Motivational Quotes:

1- Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about. 

#4 Keep Smiling Quotes

Keep Smiling Quotes

Keep Smiling Quotes

Keep smiling. 

It makes people wonder ... what you are up to!

#3 Keep Smiling Quotes

Keep Smiling Quotes

Keep Smiling Quotes

Never Frown, even when you are sad.
because you never know who is falling
in love with your smile :)



Keep Smiling Quotes

#2 Keep Smiling Always

Keep Smiling Quoets

You are always in my thoughts...Take care and keep smiling always

#1 Just keep smile

Keep Smiling Quotes

Smile Quotes

Smile. Most people are about as happy
as they make up their minds to be.

#20 Never Ever

Success Quotes

Never let go of your DREAMS

#19 Don't reason ! Just obey !

Positive Quotes

#18 Everytime you look in the mirror

Joyce Meyer Quotes

Everything you look in the mirror, remember that 

God created you and that everything he creates is beautiful and good.

- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#17 Why many people are confused ?

Joyce Meyer Quotes

I once asked the Lord why so many people are confused and he said to me,

 Tell them to stop trying to figure everthing out,

 and they will stop being confused. 

I have found it to be absolutely true.

 Reasoning and confusion go together.

- Joyce Meyer Quotes 

#16 If you want to be miserable

Joyce Meyer Quotes

If you want to be miserable,
 All you have to do is be selfish.
- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#15 Do not be afraid

Joyce Meyer Quotes

Do not be afraid of your flaws;

 Acknowlwdgw them and let GOD use you anyway.

Quit worrying about what you're not and give GOD what you are.

- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#14 Getting organized

Joyce Meyer Quotes

Getting organized in the normal routines of life and finishing little projects you've started is an important first step toward realizing larger goals.

 If you can not get a handle on the small things,

 how will you never get it together to focus on the big things ?

- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#13 God has a great plan for you

Joyce Meyer Quotes

You never know what God has in store when he puts 

something on your heart to do even when

 it may not make sense to you.

- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#12 Faith is stronger than fear

Joyce Meyer Quotes

Faith is the only thing i know of that is stronger than fear.
- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#11 If you believe

Joyce Meyer Quotes

If you believe in grace, then let it change you. 

Do not use it as an excuse to stay where you are.
- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#10 God is working

Joyce Meyer Quotes

God is working in you and in your life right now.
 You may not feel it or see it, but you can believe it.


- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#9 God has planted greatness in you.

Joyce Meyer Quotes

God has planted greatness in you. 

Let today be the beginning 

of a great adventure as you step into 

the gifts he's given you.

-Joyce Meyer Quotes

#8 When we pray

Joyce Meyer Quotes

When we pray, we open the door for God to come

 into our problems and situations and work on them.

-Joyce Meyer Quotes

#7 God cares about everything

Joyce Meyer Quotes

God cares about everything that concerns you,

 So feel free to talk to him about anything.

- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#6 If you want to get over a problem

 Joyce Meyer Quotes

If you want to get over a problem, stop talking about it. 

Your mind affects your mouth,
and your mouth affects your mind.

 It's difficult to stop talking about a situazion until you stop thinking about it.

- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#5 Once we understand

Joyce Meyer Quotes

Once we understand how God sees us through Christ, 

we can refrain from caring what people think about us,

 and feeling bad about ourselves. 

We do not have to be addicted to their approval, 

because we already have God's

- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#4 People can't see

Joyce Meyer Quotes

People can't see what's in your heart they can only see what you do

#3 Dear Lord

Joyce Meyer Quotes

Dear Lord,When feeling of inferiority, 

insecurity, and self-doubt, creep into my heart, 

help me to see myself the way you do

#2 God here i am

Joyce Meyer Quotes

You have to realize that you do not have someone else's life and your never going to. You better start loving the one you got. Embrace the life you have and stop wishing that you could be someone else.Just stop all that and start saying ' God here i am '. Do what you want to do with me

- Joyce Meyer Quotes

#1 The Devil does know

Joyce Meyer Quotes

The devil does not know what to do with somebody who just 

Won't  give up

#10 A man of courage

Faith Quotes

Faith Quotes

A man of courage is also a man of faith.

-Marcus Tullius

#9 Comedy is acting out optimism

Robin Williams Quotes

Comedy is acting out optimism.
- Robin Williams

#8 Change your focus

Joel Osteen Quotes

Positive Thoughts

Change your focus from the problem to the promise

- Joel Osteen Quotes

#7 Forward for a better future

Quotes About Life

Quotes About Life

Do not think about what brought you where you are today. It will just drive you crazy. look forward for a better future there is always something better to look forward to ...

#6 Enjoy the little things in life

Quotes About Life

Quotes About Life

Enjoy the little things in life, because one day you will look back, and realize they were the big things.