Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

A mind is like a parachute. It

does not work if it is not open.

- Frank Zappa

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

The trick is to not let people

know how really weird you

are until it is too late for them

to back out.

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

When some thing bad happens

you have three choices. you

can either let it define you. 

Let it destroy you, or you

can let it strengthen you.

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

Life is Too Short To Be Serious

All The Time.

So, If you can not laugh at yourself,

call me ... i'll laugh at you.

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

A positive attitude may not solve

all you problems. But it will annoy 

enough people to make it worth the effort.

- Herm Albright

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

Minds are like parachutes -

They only function when open.

- Thomas Dewar

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

When someone asks what i did over

the weekend, I squint and ask " Why, 

what did you hear ?? "

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

During the day, I do not believe in ghosts.

At night, i am a little more open-minded.

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

You can wish or you can make it

happen WISHES are the more

convenient opition

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

When life gives you lemons,

Freeze them and throw them

as hard as possible at the people

making your life difficult.

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

Today is the day, i can feel it

Today i will catch that tall.

Funny Inspirational Quotes 

Funny Inspirational Quotes

People push you to your limits,

but when you finally explode and

fight back, you are the mean one