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You can not make footprints in the sands of time
if you are sitting on your butt. And who wants to
make butt prints in the  sands of time? 

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Life is too short to be serious all the time.
So, if you can not laugh at yourself, call me ....
I'll laugh at you.

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All our dreams can come true,
If we have the courage to pursue them.

-Walt Disney

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The secret of making dreams come true can be summarized in four C's.
They are curiosity, confidence, courage, and constancy, and the greatest
of these is condidence.

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The brain is a wonderful organi. It starts workingthe moment you get up in the morning and doesnot stop until you get to the office.

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Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most
important tool I've ever encountered to help me
make the big choices in life. Because almost everything
all external expectation, all pride, all fear of embarrassment
 or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death,
leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that
you are going to die is the best way i know to avoid the trap
of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked.
There is no reason not to follow your heart.

- Steve Jobs

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Positive people have negative thoughts, too.
They just do not allow those thoughts to grow too big.
And they make sure to stop them from following them
around all day.